"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."

— John Mayer (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

(via primeverdin)

christycorr:

needlekind:

anoteinpink:

fourofthem:

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”

majestic-beard:

#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM

(via spookymuffins)

amayasora2992:

smurflewis:

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

Actual footage of gays destroying America

I will never not reblog this!!

ilragazzochecorrevaversounameta:

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

(via timebenderss)

Personally, I always thought the Baudelaire's fortune was the MacGuffin. In The End there's this dialogue: >"I don't want fruit," Olaf snarled, and tried to sit up, his hand still clutching his chest. "I want the fortune your parents left behind.""The fortune isn't here," Violet said. "None of us may ever see a penny of that money.""Even if it were here," Klaus said, "you might not live to enjoy it.""Mcguffin," Sunny said.< What are your thoughts on this, S.?

false-spring-queen:

My thoughts on this subject are deep, complicated, and consist mostly of the phrase “holy fucKING SHIT!!!!!!11!!” over and over.

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT BEFORE?!

ahem *sits back down*

Ah yes, very interesting. Quite. Very fine discussion.

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waitinforthebus:

i need a hug………e bottle of wine. 

(via scribblersrant)

Far below, I can just make out Finnick, struggling to hang on as three mutts tear at him. As one yanks back his head to take the death bite, something bizarre happens. It’s as if I’m Finnick, watching images of my life flash by. The mast of a boat, a silver parachute, Mags laughing, a pink sky, Beetee’s trident, Annie in her wedding dress, waves breaking over rocks.Then it’s over.

(Source: brokenfinnick)

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magicjustine:

I’m gonna die


Sarah J. Mass, Heir of Fire

Sarah J. Mass, Heir of Fire

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fairies-alchemists:

Get to know me

[3/5] Favorite ships- Royai

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killconnorwalsh:

how to get away with murder + text posts

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